do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
bioware: you get asexuality!!! and you get a gay romance!!! and you get a lesbian romance!!! this character is bisexual!!! this character is pansexual!!! a romance doesn’t necessarily involve sex!!! inclusivity is important!!!
ubisoft:women??? bige titty??? nip nops
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain
the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley.
I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall
I’m close to 666 followers…..
I can feel it
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why did you add a gif of an angel u knob
because i am an angel and if this post hits 666 notes i will add pasta to that gif