glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

Aug 30th (+67898) via / source

missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

Aug 30th (+24569) via / source

thegrayfox:

alright

Aug 30th (+251596) via / source

TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS

howdoiputthisgeekily:

Aug 30th (+40674) via / source

turianbrothel:

bioware: you get asexuality!!! and you get a gay romance!!! and you get a lesbian romance!!! this character is bisexual!!! this character is pansexual!!! a romance doesn’t necessarily involve sex!!! inclusivity is important!!!

ubisoft:women??? bige titty??? nip nops

Aug 30th (+6456) via / source

Sam Winchester Meme || Favorite Quotes [1/4]

↳ I kind of see it as the best-case scenario. (7.09)

Aug 30th (+19269) via / source

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

Aug 30th (+196084) via / source

shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

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robdelaney:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak

the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley. 

Aug 29th (+199203) via / source

6 Underrated Angels from Season 9

Aug 29th (+2805) via / source

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

Aug 29th (+2053) via / source

I really have enjoyed my stay

but I must be moving on

Aug 29th (+6973) via / source

deansdemonhair:

leviahthan:

deansdemonhair:

deansdemonhair:

I’m close to 666 followers…..

I can feel it

ThE NUMber Of tHE BeAST

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why did you add a gif of an angel u knob

because i am an angel and if this post hits 666 notes i will add pasta to that gif

Aug 29th (+1960) via / source

verticaliciouss:

doperespect:

same

literally me

Aug 29th (+252679) via / source